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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 21:37

What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do you allow your cat to lie in bed with you?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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